 | About your future leader | Feb 6, 2007 |
Also known to my thralls as Ethelred Unraed, future swaggering tinpot dictator of the Universe. Married (consort's codename is BoE), had our first heir in 2004, known to the masses as The Confessor. Second little minion of my glorious cause and fellow member of the House of Unraed, codenamed Gloriana, arrived 2005. Graphic designer. Did numerous tech-related websites and designs for software. Quoteable quotes The real problem with euthanasia is that it requires consent. --Iamthefallen In other news, the 9th Circle of Hell has submitted an impressive bid for the 2018 Winter Olympics. -- KR Nietzsche! Gesundheit.Ethelred confirms it: Netcraft is dying. Those who most actively seek power deserve to hold it the least. --me  | |  | Links | |
 | Photos | Apr 16, 2008 |
Redneck mansion
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Just the image you need for St. Patty's Day
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Hmmm...just what are they advertising?
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And other CDs I've done
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 | Video | Mar 10, 2008 |
 Stefan Raab, one of Germany's leading comedy TV hosts, tries to teach Kylie Minogue how to speak the Cologne dialect of German, which is called "Kölsch". I stumbled across this video on YouTube, and it's a good illustration of something I was... more | Reviews | Jun 28, 2008 |
Tomato-basil bagel Gorgonzola cream cheese on one half, sun dried tomato and garlic spread on the other (i.e. what some Americans often mistakenly call "bruschetta") Parma ham Salame Milano Thin slices of fresh Parmesan Cucumber slices... more | Guestbook | |
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now we know how to curry favor with you. |
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Tusen takk!
Instead of ice cream and cake, we had curry, curry and curry. And cheese pakoras. And curry.
And we was happy. |
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Gratulerer med dagen!
Eat ice cream and cake. Be happy. |
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Happy birthday, Mr. dictator, sir! |
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SWEET LORD, ANOTHER KITTY WANTS ITS LITTER BOX CLEANED. I WILL NEVER DOMINATE THE WORLD UNTIL ALL LITTER BOXES ARE CLEANED.
Cleo-Kitty seems to know this. |
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Almost another year older, another year slipping away from your potential world domination.
HOW DO YOU FEEL?
/papers, please.
//this litter box won't clean itself, get 'ta steppin', son! |
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yep, im not an atheist !! ;-) |
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Hi, the flagship of liberal that is you Ethelred Unraed
It's a small world, isn't it? |
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zOMG, HE SAID NO BEFORE I EVEN FLEW OVER. SO I SAVED LOTS OF MONEY. THEREFORE HE DID ME A BIG FAVOR. THEREFORE HE WUVz ME. THEREFORE I AM CONSIDERING... |
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OMG, I HAVE HAD THE TABLES TURNED ON ME. IT WILL BE AN EXPENSIVE CHASE, MR. FLYING HALFWAY AROUND THE WORLD FOR THE INEVITABLE "NO".
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I AM CONSIDERING SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THIS FORMER MARINE. |
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by the way, Eth...it's Former Marine, not Ex-Marine. Ex-Marine implies impropriety, of which there was none. :P |
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