Infinite Monkey

Methinks I shall give the blog thing a whirl.

In case you're new to the game, I am one and the same with Ethelred Unraed on Slashdot. Meaning, it is my ultimate goal to crush all opposition to my glorious rule of the Universe, using such weapons as sarcasm, oddball humor and being God's gift to women.

That and I always wanted another place to pontificate.

Thus you shall all bow before me and welcome your new leader to this site!