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Blog EntryCommitting a grave sin...well, to arb anywayJul 14, '08 8:19 AM
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This morning I had a medical appointment, and on the way home I stopped at a local Indian store to get tea and spices and various other things. On the shelf I spotted some jars of Marmite.

I figured, what the hell, haven't had Marmite or Vegemite for a very long time (since 1994, to be exact). So I got a jar, came home and had a Marmite sandwich.

Arb will now tell us why Vegemite is better. :-)

LinkQueue-jumpingJun 12, '08 7:00 AM
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Link: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/crime/article4118931.ece

I've often joked that one difference between Germans and the Brits is that while queue-jumping is practically a national sport in Germany, it's one of the few things punishable by death in Britain.

I had no idea how accurate that joke was.

Truth continues to bulldoze fiction into oblivion.

Blog EntryThe British can't win, and the Germans doMay 7, '08 3:57 PM
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As most of y'all by now have gathered, I'm a huge fan of history, particularly British history, and read about it all the time.

An old running gag about the current British royal family is that they aren't really British, they're German. Queen Elizabeth's "real" family name is Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, changed to "Windsor" during World War I; Prince Philip's actual house name would be Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg (while his mother's maiden name, Mountbatten, is an Anglicization of "Battenberg"), and both Elizabeth and Philip are direct descendants of the House of Hannover (i.e. from King George I, who before ascending the British throne was known as Prince-Elector Georg Ludwig of Hanover and Brunswick-Lüneburg). They're about as British as bratwurst.

So the fun question would be, suppose the Brits wanted a non-German monarch. One little footnote that has often popped into mind -- then is promptly forgotten again -- is to wonder who would be the Jacobite heir to the throne (that is, the descendants from the House of Stuart and in particular the heirs to Bonnie Prince Charlie). Just now I was poking around on Wikipedia, and found the current heir.

Sorry, Britain. Looks like it's bratwurst for you.

Blog EntryA service for the blessing of No Smoking signsJul 20, '07 7:42 AM
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As seen on Ship of Fools:



THE CALL TO WORSHIP

Minister: Dearly beloved, we are gathered together this morning to celebrate the government ban on cigarette smoking in church.

All: We are?

Minister: We are indeed, because as we all know, people smoke in church all the time.

All: Not.

Minister: Therefore let us stub out our cigarettes with gladness, and cast off the works of darkness by joining together in the words of the Smoker's Prayer.

All: Can you give us a light?

THE HYMN

Minister: We stand to wheeze our way through the hymn.

Hymn: Light Up the Fire (to the tune "Richmond King Size")

THE BLESSING OF THE "NO SMOKING" SIGNS

The new plastic "No Smoking" signs (one for each entrance into the church, as required by the UK Health Act 2006) are laid upon the altar. The deacon takes the thurible and censes the signs from each side of the altar, using "Old Smoky No. 6" mixture (Navy Cut).

Minister: Bless these hideous signs, O Lord. May they ever remind us not to smoke in the pews.

All: Or have a furtive drag in the vestry.

The minister may now lead the people in a time of holy coughing.

ORGAN VOLUNTARY

Smoke Gets In Your Eyes (arr. M. Physema)

THE PEACE

The congregation may now process to the main door of the church and stand outside for a 5-minute smoking break. Please share with those who may not have brought their own, and place your cigarette ends, as normal, in the collection plate during the offertory.

THE DISMISSAL

Minister: God hates fags.

All: In the English sense of that word.

Minister: May the marketing of St Peter Stuyvesant, St Benson and St Hedges not be with us all, evermore.

All: Amen.

Blog EntryCelebrating the Fourth -- British-styleJul 4, '07 6:05 AM
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In my previous entry, I mentioned how the words for Guy Fawkes Day were running through my head as I woke up. And it did get me to thinking that the Fourth is of course called "Independence Day", as a sort of new beginning -- as if we started from scratch.

The thing is, of course, we didn't -- as those words about Guy Fawkes hint at.

You see, what the Revolutionaries and Founding Fathers were actually fighting for wasn't independence from Britain. They were fighting for their rights as native Englishmen. I think that tends to be forgotten a lot in all the patriotism on this day. Maybe that's what my subconscious was getting at.

In Britain and in particular in England, there was a long tradition of individual liberties that went back to the earliest days of Anglo-Saxon England in the so-called Dark Ages -- the right to trial by jury and the "hundreds", local councils that ran basic affairs. These early foundations led later on to developments such as Magna Carta (which actually was just a laundry list of rights of nobility versus the Crown, but that laid the cornerstone of Parliament's later supremacy) and Simon de Montfort's imposition of the power of council (and thus Parliament) over the Crown. The stones were slowly being laid for constitutional monarchy and with it parliamentary democracy.

Still later, the English Civil Wars (1642-1651) ended up firmly establishing the power of Parliament to choose the monarch and not the other way around -- and this was further anchored in the English Bill of Rights in 1689, the Act of Settlement in 1701, and the Act of Union in 1707. As an effect of these Acts, individual liberties also were increasingly firmly established -- the right to free assembly, free speech and so on. But unfortunately, these rights weren't being taken seriously by the Tory government of the day.

Thus the revolutionaries were fighting for what they saw as their rights as patriotic Englishmen. Franklin, Washington and all the others at first didn't want to break with Britain at all. Even the most radical Sons of Liberty didn't want it at first. Remember the war began as many as 16 months before the Declaration of Independence -- with the UK Parliament declaring Massachusetts to be in rebellion on February 9, 1775 and actual hostilities breaking out at Lexington and Concord on April 19, 1775.

Indeed the (in hindsight very naïve) hope among many was good King George would step in and tell Parliament to stop abusing the loyal colonists, who were true-blue Englishmen through and through. In the end the king did nothing of the sort and was horrified that the colonists had taken up arms against his realm (as he saw it).

Yet Britain was not by any means united in determination to crush the colonists. Many actively supported them, in particular the Whig Party in Parliament or William Pitt the Elder (for whom Pittsburgh is named). Indeed, had Britain -- the superpower of its age -- really been united in defeating us, we would have lost. Badly. As it was, the Whigs continually harried the Tories in Parliament, popular support for the war was brittle at best, and once the French entered the war on our side, the end of the war was only a matter of time.

It was only when there was obviously no hope that neither Parliament nor King would relent that the Declaration of Independence was conceived and signed -- and even then many in Britain didn't give up on us.

Thus the American Revolution wasn't really "anti-British" at all. In many ways, it was the British Revolution -- just it didn't take place in Britain.

Blog EntrySad. But true.Jun 8, '07 6:38 PM
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Meanwhile, as a small salve to all those stories you read about how stupid Americans are:

Sixty-five percent of Britons don't know in which US city the hit musical "Chicago" is set in, according to a nationwide survey for an upcoming TV quiz show.

Another 57 percent didn't know where the celebrated television soap opera "Dallas" was set, and two-thirds were equally at a loss to identify the city at the heart of the Roger Whittaker ballad "Streets of London".

YouGov, a market research organisation that uses on-line panels, questioned 1,000 respondents for a quiz show on Channel 4 titled "Beat the Nation" that goes on air next Monday. Its findings were released Friday.

The poll also indicated that 67 percent of Britons don't know when World War II ended, 64 percent didn't know where the French Alps were, and 70 percent didn't know where the Vienna Philharmonic Orchestra is based.

Blog EntryWords fail me: British foodMar 12, '07 7:01 PM
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This has to be the most memorable food product I have ever heard of.

Mr. Brains 4 Faggots In Rich Sauce



I've heard of spotted dick, Marauding Scot and many other oddities of English culinary nomenclature, but that particular combination of names is particularly...interesting.

Meanwhile, this ad for a Scottish drink is also arresting.

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