We Anglicans now have our archbishops trained as paratroopers.

The Pope is riding in the Popemobile through the World Catholic Youth meeting in Cologne. The driver notices that for half an hour, a boy has been chasing after the Popemobile. He mentions this to the Pope: "Holy Father, should we stop and ask what they boy wants?"

The Pope agrees and tells him to stop. They open the window, and the Pope leans out and says brightly, "Yes, my boy, what can I do for you?"

The boy says, out of breath, "I'd like a cone with three scoops -- strawberry, chocolate and vanilla!"